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Vikings Mania Joke #9
Submitted by a Canadian Fan 5/5/99
A Viking fan, a Packer fan, and Pamela Anderson are sitting
together in a train traveling through Switzerland when the train enters
a tunnel and the car goes completely dark. There's a kissing noise, and
then the sound of a really loud slap. When the train comes out of the tunnel,
Pamela Anderson and the Viking fan are sitting as if nothing had happened, and the Packer fan
is holding his slapped face. The Packer fan is thinking, "That Viking fan
must have kissed Pamela Anderson and she swung at him and missed, slapping
me instead." Pamela Anderson is thinking, "That Packer fan must have tried
to kiss me, accidentally kissed the Viking fan, and got slapped for it."
And the Viking fan is thinking, "This is great. The next time the train
goes through a tunnel, I'll make another kissing noise and slap that Packer
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