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Vikings Mania Joke #36


Three Packer fans and three Viking fans are traveling by train to the Pro Football Hall of Fame. At the station, the three Packer fans each buy tickets and watch as the three Vikings fans buy only a single ticket between them. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a Packer fan. "Watch and you'll see," answers a Vikings fan. They all board the train. The Packer fans take their respective seats, but all three Vikings fans cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Packer fans saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. After visiting the Hall of Fame, the Packer fans decide to copy the Vikings fans (as they always do) on the return trip and save some money (not wanting to be out-done by a bunch of Viqueen Fans). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Vikings fans don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Packer fan. "Watch and you'll see," answers a Vikings fan. When they board the train, the three Packer fans cram into a restroom and the three Vikings fans cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Vikings fans leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Packer fans are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please..."

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