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Vikings Mania Joke #25
Submitted by Cristina Hauser 12/99
There are these 3 men (viking fan, bear fan and packers
fan) and they have been best friends since childhood. They went to elementary,
middle and highschool together. Then they went to college and graduated
with the same degrees from the same college and now were working on the
same job site as each other, working about 100 stories up in the air at this
construction sight. They are on the next to last day of the job site and
they have been working on it for about 4 years now. The viking fan picks
up his lunch and opens it up and bitches because it's a balogne sandwich.
"I have been eating balogne sandwiches for 4 years now, if I get another
balogne sandwich, I'm jumping off of this building to my death." The bears
fan opens up his lunch and finds a turkey sandwich and bitches and moans
also complaining that he was tired of this sandwich and was going to join
the viking fan. The packer fan opens his lunch up and finds (whatelse)
a cheese sandwich and hesitantly agrees to join his best buds the following
day if they were given the same sandwich.
The next day, the viking fan
opens up his lunch and there it is, a balogne sandwich. He says his goodbyes
and jumps. The bears fan opens his up and finds a turkey sandwich and says
his goodbyes and plummets to his death. The packer fan finds his cheese
sandwich and since he doesn't have anyone to say good bye to, just jumps
off and dies.
The wives decided that since they were best
friends and did everything together, that they would bury them together.
While at the funeral, the wives were sitting together crying and the wife
of the viking fan says, "(boo hoo boo hoo) If I only knew that he wanted
a different kind of sandwich I would have made him a different kind (boo
hoo boo hoo)". The wife of the bears fan, "(boo hoo boo hoo) If I only knew
that he wanted a different kind of sandwich, I would have made him a different
kind of sandwich(boo hoo boo hoo)". The wife of the packers fan, "(boo hoo
boo hoo) I don't know what to say....He made his own sandwiches. (boo hoo
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