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Vikings Mania Joke #20


Submitted by Tony Montana 10/99
Three NFL fans were set to face a firing squad in a small central american country. The first one, a Viking fan was placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out "Earthquake." The firing squad fell into a panic and the Viking fan jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion. The second person, a Raider fan was placed against the wall. The squad was re assembled and the Raider fan pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given the Raider fan yelled out "Flood!" Again the squad fell apart and the Raider fan slipped over the wall. The last person, a Packer fan was placed against the wall. He was thinking "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled "Fire!"

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