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Vikings Mania Joke #13



Submitted by Jeff Haley 7/17/99
There was once a Vikings fan a packer fan standing around arguing about whose team was better, when out of nowhere appeared a genie. The genie said, "I will grant each of you one wish." When the packers fan heard this he quickly blurted out, "I hate those Vikings fans!!! Get them all out of our state build a huge wall around Wisconsin so they can never come back. The genie replied, "Your wish is granted." After hearing this, the Vikings fan asked the genie about the wall. The genie told him it was 500 feet high 50 feet thick completely surrounded the state of Wisconsin. Nothing could get in or out. "Well" the genie said, "What is YOUR wish?" The Vikings fan paused for a moment, rubbed his chin and said, "Fill it with water, we could use another lake to go fishing in."

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