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Vikings Mania Joke #12
Submitted by Dawn 7/14/99
A sports reporter for the Sun-Times is walking through
Grant Park when he notices two boys playing football. Out of nowhere,
a pit bull attacks one of the boys and begins mauling him. The other
boy, having no choice, finds a large branch and clubs the dog over the
head with it, killing the dog. The shocked reporter rushes over to the
two boys, and after finding out they were all right, offers to write a
story about the heroic little boy. Since the reporter was a sports reporter,
he decided to give his headline a sports slant:
"Young Chicago Bears Fan Saves Friend From Vicious
The little boy looks at the headline and says,
"Sorry mister, but I'm not a Bears fan. The reporter stops writing
and says, "Oh, well since you were playing football and were in Chicago,
I just assumed you were a Bears fan." And so the reporter begins
a new headline:
"Little Minnesota Vikings Fan Fends Off Mad Dog Attack"
The little boy looks at the headline and shakes his head.
"I'm not a Vikings fan either, mister," says the boy. The reporter erases
his headline again and says, "Gee, I thought every kid in the Midwest was
either a Bears or Vikings fan. To save time, why don't you just tell
me what team you do root for. The little boy smiles and says, "I'm a Green
Bay Packers fan." The reporter nods and begins his final headline:
"Little Cheesehead Murders Beloved Family Pet"
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