Vikings Mania Joke #1
Two Packer fans boarded a flight out of Green Bay for Minneapolis. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a Vikings fan got on board and took the aisle seat next to the Packer fans. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Packer fan in the window seat said "I think I'll get up and get a Coke." "No problem," said the Viking fan, "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, the 1st Packer fan picked up the Viking fan's shoe and spit in it. When he returned with the Coke, the other Packer fan said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too. Again, the Vikings fan obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone, the other Packer fan picked up the other shoe and spit in it. The Viking fan returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to Minneapolis. As the plane was landing, the Viking fan slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "How long must this go on?" the Viking fan fumed. "This hostility between us rival fans? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and peeing in Rival Fans Cokes!"